Happy Tree Friends

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Horror and sci-fi

Scary Movie 5, Cert 18 spoof comedy on dvd now. Wayans Bros. DATE: 8/21/2013 7:43:10 PM 
Starts of with a scene parodying Paranormal Activity. Features Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. Good satire concerning their addiction problems/court cases. Snoop Dog and Deandre are in a Mama scene. Ashley Tisdale from High School Musical plays Jessica Chastain's character, Jodie. Her boyfriend Dan is the man from the previous Scary Movies. Pregnancy Iphone app called Ipreggers. Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear, Mike Tyson, Katt Williams, Katrina Bowden also star. You might like Movie 43. Fab narration by Morgan Freeman (impressionist). There is a film starring Marlon Wayans called A Haunted House. Rise Of Planet Of The Apes is spoofed amongst other films such as Black Swan, Evil Dead, Insidious. The kids are adorable and good actors. Jodie and Dan are adopting Charlie's kids and have moved to a haunted house. Some funny moments. You might read the Amazon customer reviews. An interesting soundtrack. Ashley is fit. Great ideas with the speeded up footage.Good actor playing the Medium. Bizarre party scene.
Scary Movie 5

Dark Skies, scifi horror from the makers of Insidious and Sinister.
It stars Keri Russell is kinda hot. Paranormal Activity 5 should be out this year. Cert 15, the family are terrorised by an unknown force. Check out The Fourth Kind, Signs, The Host.  Josh Hamilton also stars. Special features are deleted scenes and commentary. There is a scifi tv show from the 90s called Dark Skies which you might find online. Saw a trailer for Ender's Game. Child soldiers sent to an intergalactic war. Stars Ben Kingsley and Harrison Ford. http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/mrkish09 Alarm going off is very loud. Constant visits from a cop that doesn't really believe them. Good effects and acting. The Mortal Instruments films/books are worth checking out. If you google Slane Girl. Some 17 year old getting frisky with a guy at an Eminem gig. She has been named, was on twitter. The tweets were funny. I was on the bus today and saw a hot woman in a red top and denim shorts with a pram. On the High St, Loughborough whilst waiting to cross, saw this athletic woman. She was wearing red shorts with 'Lufbra' written on the back. A tight white top. Cracking set of tits and nice legs. There are some people in this library talking loudly in Polish. Scary Movie 5 Please share my blog and send to many people as you can. Thanks for reading. TITLE: The Host cert 12 starring Soarise Ronan. From the creator of Twilight, Stephanie Meyer. 
It's a sci-fi drama. An alien force threatens mankind by taking over the bodies and erasing their memories. Melanie Stryder is determined to fight them and protect her friends and family. Run time: 120 mins. Max Irons, Jake Abel, Chandler Canterbury, William Hurt star. The trailer looked interesting. The Lovely Bones was a great film. You might want to see Attonement, Hanna. I quite like this song playing on the Menu screen: Radioactive. Oblivion is a good sci-fi film to see. Hoping it's not wank like Twilight. Good music and special effects. The infected have striking blue eyes. The parasites have been to other planets. Checkout The Invasion, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, The Thing. Wanderer is the alien within Mel. But her subconsious refuses to go away. The lady in charge is called Seeker. They seem to be calm and non violent. Why the aliens want to go from planet to planet is yet to be known. http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/mrkish09
Soarise is playing dual characters. She's a great actress.

Evil Dead 2013, remake of The Evil Dead. Sam Raimi Ghost House Pictures DATE: 8/18/2013 7:44:42 PM 
Fantastic opening scene. This is darker. A group of friends have met at a cabin in the woods. We have Mia and her brother Dave. His girlfriend Natalie, black Nurse Olivia, glasses long haired Eric. See imdb for full cast. I've also rented Dark Skies. Scary Movie 5 is out to rent at Blockbuster from Monday. Check out the original trilogy and Cabin In The Woods. The Conjuring is in cinemas now. movieinsider.com Mia is trying to kick a drug habit and has to go 'cold turkey'. The Book Of Dead is discovered all Hell breaks loose. Superb acting from the cast especially Jane Levy. Lot's of blood, gore and violence. Sinister and dramatic music. Bruce Campbell was a Producer alongside Sam Raimi. Cert 18. Plenty of special features. Some parts pay homage to the original. Director Fede Alvarez, Writer Rodo Sayagues. Jane Levy will've gained more fans. See her in sitcom Suburgatory. The featurettes are very informative. I recommend you see this. Read the Amazon reviews. Elizabeth Blackmore is hot. 'Groovy!'
 I've rented a few films from Blockbuster. Saw a trailer for R.I.P.D which is more like MIB. DATE: 8/18/2013 3:31:24 PM
First up is Oblivion. Sci-fi starring Tom Cruise as Jack Harper, a lonely security repairman stationed on a desolate, nearly ruined future Earth. Morgan Freeman, Olga Kurylenko also star. You might also like After Earth, Cargo. From the makers of Tron Legacy and Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes. It's apocalyptic. The red head has a nice body judging by the shower scene. She is English, Andrea Riseborough. Most of humanity has gone to Titan. The year is 2077. Good special effects. In one scene Tom is flying a craft that's reminiscent of Top Gun. I'm reading a book on time travel. Going on sale here. myworld.ebay.co.uk/mrkish09 Other sci-fi's of Tom are Minority Report and War Of The Worlds. Subtitled/audio in various languages. Cert 12. R2 & 4. The hot blonde in R.I.P.D will be googled alot. Interesting seeing the ruins. All You Need Is Kill should be out next year. Plenty of action and aliens in this film. More releases at movieinsider.com Good soundtrack. Out to rent/buy now. Please share blog.

 This dream I had, my work colleague Sophie DATE: 8/18/2013 4:34:10 AM 
Had 2 kids as did another person that I'd been speaking to also had kids which suprised me. There was a part where Ronan Keating's family were having problems. I had read an essay by my brother and made notes on what I thought of it. There was a model of a truck with 2 trailers attached to it. Also had a hook. I was invited to a dinner. I nipped over whilst it was being set up. Mentioning I might not make it as I was invited to a party in Leicester. I did get myself ready and had headed over to the dinner but went to the wrong marquee, table 12: Cambridge was what I was assigned to. I noticed things were different and had spoken to Julian Fellows. I then went to the correct marquee. I thought about staying as I looked at the guests. Left a message and dissapeared. Saw a waitress and explained that I was off. I needed the toilet however there was a queue. I went to another urinal. There were coats hung up near it. As I pissed everywhere, also on the coat. The bloke it belonged to muttered 'bad manners'. All films available here

Savers Deals

In store this week:

Special deals change every Wednesday.

Visit your local Savers Health & Beauty store today!

Valentines

Sci fi

When two sisters find a harmless looking object in the woods, they cannot know what to what extent it will change their world – and ours – forever. The small, black sphere – mysterious, seductive, enticing – conveys a message, a deep profound biological message that will reshape our world, recasting relationships with the universe beyond our wildest dreams and worst nightmares. It holds the key to our destiny. It holds the secret to a new kind of life. It holds the embryo of a plan of alien invasion. It is so much more than just The Device.

I am watching The Device. An independent Sci-fi film. On DVD. Mixed reviews on Amazon. Cheaper there too. A young woman has gone to stay with her big sister and her fiance. There mother had recently passed away. At their childhood home a device is found. It has sinister qualities. I questioned the acting. There are so many actors doing theatre, indie films or going for auditions. We only ever hear about the A List celebrities. I am selling this copy on eBay Sept 2015. You might also like The X-Files, Skinwalker Ranch, Dark Skies, The Pheonix Incident, The Fourth Kind, The Outer Limits. The actors are average looking. Nice breasts on the sisters. I'm sure I read something about time travel or apocalypse. Maybe the package was misleading. I am left wondering about the ending. Written by Jeremy Berg. Cert 15, 5036193040177. 2015 Ruthless Pictures Inc. Angela D'Marco, David S Hogan, Kate Alden. Special features are three audio commentaries.

Ebay

Antonio Banderas stars in this sci-fi action thriller set in the year 2044. After solar flares damaged the Earth and wiped out the majority of the human population those who survived began to use robots, made by the ROC Corporation, to help them rebuild their lives. The robots are programmed to protect human life and are incapable of altering themselves or their fellow machines in any way. However, when police officer Wallace (Dylan McDermott) reports that he shot a robot because it was modifying itself, ROC insurance investigator Jacq Vaucan (Banderas) comes to believe that there could be a 'clocksmith' who is changing the automata's protocol, allowing them to make alterations. As Jacq investigates further he makes an unlikely ally in the form of altered robot Cleo (voice of Melanie Griffith) and comes to realise who the real enemy is... The film also stars Birgitte Hjort Sørensen, Robert Forster and Tim McInnerny.

Sci-fi DVD starring Antonio Banderas. Set in the future. You might like I Robot, The Machine, Humans, Chappie, Robotropolis. An interesting cast. Nice special effects. Melanie Griffiths doesn't look good as she has had some work done. AB plays an Insurance clerk investigating faulty robots. The scene is post apocalyptic. Cert 15, Lionsgate 2014. Fascinating soundtrack. A film by Gabe Ibanez. 5055761904871. Bonus features are included. I am selling this on eBay (sept 2015).

The Anomaly Cert 15, Universal Pictures 2014. 5053083001414. This DVD is on sale myworld.eBay.co.UK/Solitarymaninblack soon. Sci-fi thriller starring Ian Somerhalder, Alexis Knapp, Noel Clarke, Luke Hemsworth, Brian Cox. There was me thinking Ian Somerhalder was the protagonist but it is Noel Clarke. The music is pretty good. A former soldier wakes up in a van. He is with a school boy. He has only 9 mins and 47 seconds of consciousness. You might like Open Grave, Edge Of Tomorrow, Surrogates, Quantum Leap, The One. The woman Dana is attractive. Nice body. Noel is in good shape. The fight scenes, choreographed and interesting cinematography. Good nudity in the brothel. Worth seeing the reviews. Ryan never knows where he is going to end up. Tackles the concept of mind control. Directed and produced by Noel Clarke.

THE PHOENIX INCIDENT

A sci-fi drama based on actual events. Found footage style. Signature Entertainment 2015, 5060262853412. Cert 15. Conspiracy theories relate to the incident which happened in 1997. Military involvement, eyewitness accounts, UFOs. It is all covered here. You might like Skinwalker Ranch, The Fourth Kind, The Bay, The Blair Witch Project, District 9, Monsters, Dark Skies, V/H/S. Indie flick which you can expect from Signature. Good special effects and action. You should read The Breakers Series by Edward W Robertson.
 

MONSTERS DARK CONTINENT

The sequel to the Sci-fi indie. Ten years after the original film. There are now infected zones worldwide. An army has been sent to the Middle East on a peace keeping mission. The beasts are waiting. A few special features. Vertigo Films 2014, 5030305518578. Some good nudity. Johnny Harris, Sam Kealey, Joe Dempsie, Kyle Soller, Nicholas Pinnock, Parker Sawyers. Cert 15

Unfriended

Horror from the makers of The Purge and Ouija. Cert 15. Story sounds familiar. A group of friends are being cyberstalked by an unseen figure. A shaming video led to a teenager to kill herself. Shelley Henning, Moses Storm, Renee Olstead, Will Peltz, Jacob Wysocki, Courtney Halverson, Heather Sossaman. Universal Pictures 2015. 5053083045654 There are no bonuses as this is a rental copy. You might like Chatroom, V/H/S, Cyberbully which starred Maisie Williams. I was hoping to see more of the girl's boobs. Skype/webcam chat. Looking at a computer screen. Some stuff typed which I cannot see. It's the private messaging part. I can't zoom on it so have to get up and get closer to the screen. The protagonist or who the audience is following. There is lots of clicking. I can't make head nor tail of what this person is typing or searching for. Seems a load of nothing. The trailer looked good. Jess is hot. It does begin to pick up. Great acting from the cast. Features swearing, violence and some sexual content. I will be looking at forum discussions. See the Amazon customer reviews.