Wednesday, 27 May 2015

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A comedy ventriloquist DVD. I had bought it from Tesco. It is brand new. You get 500 points if you sign up with Blinkbox. Cert 15, 5053083007560 region 2, 4, 5. Universal 2014. http://myworld.eBay.co.UK/Solitarymaninblack also visit my Amazon page. Black Friday deals begin. Bonus features include extra 40 mins, Granny interviews Nina, Stefan, journey to Leeds. The taxi driver for ADT named Alina was quite hot. Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door. If it's a stranger they usually knock on the window instead of using the letterbox. Nina's dad is Tom Conti. See imdb for filmography. You might also like David Strassman and Jeff Dunham. See the Amazon customer reviews.
One audience member has been appointed God. Nina is pretty and has nice boobs. The dummy which is a monkey is very rude. The front row of the audience is an eclectic mix. Various careers from mental health to admin. She has a new dummy based on her 8 year old daughter. Or maybe just her inner child. The guitar sequence is suprising. Nina is a good impressionist and can AdLib. The face mask that she puts on an audience member is good. I had seen her act on Live At The Apollo. Part of her act is she comes off giggly and nervous. Surprised a one guy who is a mental health support worker looking after people that may 'top themselves' wtf. There is the pet dog that sounds like Sandi Toksvig. All the characters are part of a story. Stefan is a Polish builder. He is huge. Granny is Scottish and clairvoyant. Adult humour, lots of swearing. A funny show. It is some dark humour. There is an old man named John. He is a painter. Worth seeing the TripAdvisor reviews. Some music in the show.
 
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 Transcendence. 2014 Johnny Depp, Rebecca Hall, Morgan Freeman, Paul Bettany, Kate Mara, Cillian Murphy. If you liked The Lawnmower Man then you might want to see this. I like the tagline "mankind's greatest achievement may be it's last". There is a Stephen Baxter book of the same name but unconnected to this film. A great cast. The trailer looked good. Scifi thriller about a scientist named Dr Will Caster. An expert in A.I. Is creating a supercomputer that'll store human memories, intelligence, emotions. There are anti technology extremists that want to stop him from playing god. Written by Jack Paglen, directed by Wally Pfister. Cert 15 5017239142758 Alcon Entertainment. This dvd doesn't have any bonus features. Worth reading the Amazon reviews. The scene starts in Berkeley, California. Looks like an apocolypse in the future had taken place. Paul Bettany played the computer named Jarvis in the Iron Man trilogy. He narrates in the opening scene. Flashback to five years earlier. Will with his wife Evelyn. For full cast list see IMDB. The focus was to make life better for the human race. Chaos always follows.
There are discussions about this film, concerning the outcome, theories and meanings behind the story. Just google it. Max is a colleague of the Casters. Joseph is leading a team of programmers. Agent Buchanan is from the FBI. Investigating the crimes of these Luddites. Thinking of Terminator, Robocop, Matrix, I Robot, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Alien, White Noise, Tron. Spoiler: in the end the names scroll up a screen. These are called End Credits. I recommend Her. This film is out to buy/rent/download now. Rebecca Hall does have nice breasts. Partly a story of revenge. Will's soul is uploaded to a machine. He then gains so much power it could be deadly. Good special effects. The use of nano technology is interesting. I recommend that you see this film.


 I'm currently watching A TOUCH OF CLOTH. Crime comedy written by Charlie Brooker you should also see Black Mirror, Dead Set. Parodies serial dramas. Stars John Hannah as DCI Jack Cloth, Suranne Jones as DC Anne Oldman. Originally shown on Sky 1. 6867441043898
Cert 15 Endemol/Channel 4 production 2012. Region 2 dvd. I'm selling this on Amazon.co.uk now. The new series is on tv soon. It features Karen Gillan. Opening dialogue "that Stephen Fry is a badman". Great acting from all the cast. There's a council estate block called 'Peter Andre House'. Cloth is Scottish, a heavy drinker, miserable as his wife died. Good dialogue. Daisy Beaumont, Navin Choudry also star. Anne's surname is pronounced 'An old man'. Like the way the cops enter the crime scene. Dodging the yellow barriers. DC Anne heaving at the sight of a picture of Piers Morgan. Even though there's been a murrrderrr in that room. Strange opening credits. Jack Cloth continues to face the camera. Slightly based on A Touch Of Frost and other detective shows. Set in London. It's like the characters are being serious in what they say. Natasha the crime scene investigator is hot as is DC Anne. Tongue in cheek. A few innuendos. Tom Boss played by an actor from The Green Wing. Attractive granddaughter of the man is shown.
This is a dvd worth seeing. The bonus features are quite short. I like the theme music, it's more dub/trip hop. I had written other things about this show. quite weird and silly at times. Similar to Tv Burp. 



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NECROMENTIA Inspired by the work of Clive Barker, Necromentia tells the story of what happens when you meddle with superstition and try to cross into another dimension using the powers of an Ouija board. Hagan has a dead wife and believes he can bring her back to life. Travis is a man who lost his brother and wants to join him in the afterlife, and Morbius has been betrayed by those he loves and wants to come back from the dead to take revenge.  A strange man only known as Mr Skinny protects the secrets of the powerful Ouija board, as all cross the gateways of hell to fulfil their own purpose, facing the hideous monstrosities that reside there as they go.

MIMESIS Written and directed by Douglas Schulze. Starring Sid Haig, Courtney Gains, Jana Thompson, Allen Maldondo, Lauren Mae Shafer, Taylor John Piedmonte, David G.B Brown. What begins as a horror convention after-party for a group of fans will quickly become a genuine flesh-and-blood nightmare: Trapped inside an isolated farmhouse, they must now survive attacks by hordes of hungry zombies while desperately attempting to escape. But is this gore-soaked siege a twisted prank, an elaborate trap, or has NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD actually come to undead life? Sid Haig (THE DEVIL'S REJECTS) and Courtney Gains (CHILDREN OF THE CORN) star in this award-winning indie shocker from co-writer/director Douglas Schulze that walks the razor-sharp line between edgy homage and depraved reality... then proceeds to rip its guts out.

HUSK A horror DVD released by After Dark. 2010 cert 18. 5060255690093. An indie movie. I'm selling this on Amazon (solitarymaninblack). There are a few trailers for Fertile Ground, Prowl, The Task. Those films remind me of Insidious, Saw, 30 Days Of Night, 28 Days Later. Signature Sent and G2pictures do release some good horror films. Annabelle is in cinemas now. Cast are Devon Graye, Wes Chatham, CJ Thomason, Tammin Sursok. Special features are just trailers. 80 mins run time. Looking at the case I was thinking of Jeepers Creepers. You might want to see my other blog posts regarding films. A few friends are in a car driving along the open road. All of a sudden they're attacked by crows. Imagine The Birds, Resident Evil. They're now on a farm. There is Johnny, Brian, Chris, Nat and Scotty. One of the gang has gone missing. There is a farmhouse nearby. See the film, Scarecrow, Seventh Moon, Skinwalkers, The New Daughter. I'm using the Blogger app. See the reviews. There is a supernatural force hiding out in the corn fields. An unseen enemy like in Predator. Contains strong violence and gore. A creepy atmosphere. Good production values. Often these cast members are in tv shows. A slasher element to it too. Meetupsometime.co.uk Suspense and twists galore. A good cast of actors. I recommend this film.

SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD Sequel to Diary Of The Dead. I'm sure I've seen it before. 505520189742 cert 18 horror dvd Region 2. I'm selling this. A week after the zombies rose, a band of soldiers are determined to survive. Stars Alan Van Sprang, Kenneth Welsh, Kathleen Monroe, Devon Bostick, Richard Fitzpatrick, Athena Karkanis. Sarge is the leader, he is narrating. You might like the Outpost trilogy. Plus a Dolph Lungren zombie flick. The characters from the first film were featured. There is an island called Plum, Delaware that the soldiers are headed for. Irish Americans live there. Patrick O'Flynn is in charge. His daughter is among the group. Expect gore and violence. Sheamus Muldoon is the leader of the rival gang. Three weeks later in Philidelphia. A female soldier masturbates. She's called Tomboy and is a lesbian. A couple of rednecks at campfire. A teen lad is hooking up with the soldiers. Some satire/comedic moments. Sisqo is a spanish soldier. Strange CGI effects. Great acting from the zombie cast. Worth checking out.

EVIDENCE A found footage/slasher movie starring Stephen Moyer and Radha Mitchell as detectives investigating a massacre. Alex is a confident woman, in charge. Reece is dishevelled, on leave but wants in on the case. Set in July 2012 in the Nevada dessert. Torrey DeVitto, Caitlin Stasey, Harry Lennix, Dale Dickey, Svetlana Metkina. The scene is pretty gruesome. From the makers of The Fourth Kind. There's another film of the name that you should see. There is photo and video footage that were taken by the victims. It was a bus travelling to Las Vegas that crashed. There is an abandoned warehouse where a masked killer dwells. See V/H/S, Tomorrow When The War Began. A group: singer Tyler, actress Leanne and film maker Rachel, hot girls are shown first. Joined by Russian Imogen, magician Steven. It's a private hire bus, the driver was in the Matrix films. All to work in showbiz. The trailer was good. Nice special effects and acting. Strong violence, language.

LAKEVIEW TERRACE Samuel L Jackson, Patrick Wilson, Kerry Washington, Jay Hernandez, Ron Glass, Justin Chambers, Regine Nehy, Jaishon Fisher, Robert Pine, Keith Loneker, Caleeb Pinkett. Directed by Neil Labute, Screen Gems 2008 Cert 18 5035822505087. I'm selling this on Amazon tomorrow. Region 2 & 5. Bonus are deleted scenes and featurettes. Languages in English, Czech, Hungarian, Polish, Turkish. Subtitled in various languages. A drama thriller looking at racial tensions, prejudice, neighbourhood, communities. Set in California. A black LA police officer lives in this area with his young son and teenage daughter. He is a strict father. A religious man. A newlywed couple have only just moved in. Chris (white) and Lisa (black). Abel the cop likes to keep a watchful eye on his neighbours. He clearly doesn't approve of their interracial relationship. A talented cast of actors. Lakeview is a suburb. Scenes also shot in downtown LA. Good scene at the arrest of the local drug dealer. The soundtrack is pretty good.
Priscilia and Marcus are the kid's names. See the ads, trailers and reviews. The Purge, The Last House On The Left, The Burbs, 187, The Ledge, Pulp Fiction, Scandal, Friday, Boyz In The Hood, Dangerous Minds, Crash, Do The Right Thing, Bamboozled, Training Day, A Time To Kill, Die Hard With A Vengence, House Party, Hard Candy, Insidious, The Last King Of Scotland. For some reason I assume Kerry was in a Saw film. Good dialogue, especially from Able. Some nice strippers in a scene. Interesting scenery. Special features are infact a making of segment, commentary, deleted scenes and trailers.

UNKNOWN starring Liam Neeson, Dianne Kruger, January Jones, Aiden Quinn, Bruno Ganz, Frank Langella. StudioCanal/Dark Castle 2011. I do feel Liam might wind up getting typecast. He has had a variety of roles. He is in Amongst The Tombstones in cinemas now. You should see Non-Stop, Dark Man, The Lego Movie to name a few. Fans of Taken will love this. It's described as 'Bourne meets Hitchcock'. Cert 15 5055201814227 plenty of special features. I saw the trailer a few weeks back. Dr Martin Harris has flown in with his wife. They're on their way to a biotechnology summit in Berlin. Similar Bourne trilogy, The Forgotten, Total Recall, The Net, The 6th Day. A suitcase had been left behind at the airport. Some problems at check-in at the hotel. The taxi driver is pretty as is the wife. On the way back to the airport there is a car crash. He awakes in hospital.
Having been in a coma and suffering some memory loss. He must piece together what happened and why. It's an action thriller. Sometimes I feel trailers, blurbs and reviews give too much away. There are twists, violence, deceit, betrayal. His wife doesn't recognise him. He needs to prove that he is who he says he is. Others see him as a mad man. There are a group of assassins that want to keep him out of the way. There is the comedy The Double that I'll see. Gina is an immigrant. Working as a taxi driver and barmaid. A good cast of actors. I like the old east german spy that's helping Martin. They would've got permission to film the stunt scenes on the streets of Berlin. Very apt having Blue Monday on the soundtrack. Lots of clues. Martin carries a book with him. I'm rooting for the guy. I think you ought to see this. January Jones (Liz) was in X-Men First Class. Dianne Kruger (Gina) was in The Host. Bruno Ganz was in Downfall. See wikipedia/imdb for more films and full cast, crew names.

THE TOURIST 2010 Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany, Timothy Dalton. A thriller with a hint of comedy, in Europe. The trailer looked good with the Muse song Map Of The Problematique. Starlight is played during the end credits. The bad guys seem to be poor at shooting. Great shots of Venice and other locations. Like a Bond film. I'm selling this on Amazon. Elise is a glamorous English woman. Constantly being followed by special services. There is Reginald Shaw, played by Steven Berkoff. He was in an Indiana Jones film. They're after man of mystery Alexander Pierce. The soundtrack isn't bad. Some clever moments like piecing a burnt letter together to read the message. Look at the discussions after seeing this. Cert 12 5055201812001. You might like The Cold Light Of Day, The Two Faces Of January. Does reveal things too soon. Frank is an American math teacher on holiday. He gets caught up in the hoohah. Jolie's accent I'm not sure about. Did the accent in Tomb Raider. Nice eyes but not attracted to her. Spyglass Entertainment. Fascinating having the airport near water. The hospitality staff were very professional. Extras: behind the scenes footage, outtakes, commentary, interview. Julian Fellows was the screenwriter. Good insight into the making of the film. I hope you see this dvd.


Men In Black 3. Will Smith, Josh Brolin, Tommy Lee Jones


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Opening seen features Nicole Sherzinger taking a cake to a prisoner named Boris. She has fantastic breasts. Agent J has to travel back to the 60s. As the villian has gone back and done some meddling. Josh Brolin plays the young Agent K. The guys must team up to save the future of humanity. Emma Thompson also stars. Released in 2012, I'm sure many have already watched this. Cert PG, special features: gag reel, making of doc and a music video: 'Back in time' by Pitbull which I'd personally avoid. Some good lines from J. As he has the normaliser aimed at members of the public he talks about being on airplanes and having to switch phones off. I'm trying to watch but others are making noise. Good special effects. Some spectacular creatures. You should see R.I.P.D., After Earth, Tongan Ninja. On the screen of the MIB base there is a clip of  Lady Gaga amongst other alien suspects. Interesting time jump sequence. Nice 60s costumes and theme. I liked the Griffin character. also this is the song that plays at the party, Pictures Of Matchstick Men. Out to rent/buy now.

FRenemy starring Matthew Modine, Callum Blue, Zach Galifianakis


A dark comedy about friends. The first scene is strange. Two characters Mr. Jack and Sweet Stephen are sat on a bench having a conversation about life. Don't quite get what is with the mixture of accents. Adam Baldwin plays Tommy the cop. Zach G plays Bucky a drug dealing porn shop owner. Fucking weird scene, Jack is singing annoying everyone on the bus, a little girl runs up and he trips her over. I'm thinking wtf. You might like It's Kind Of A Funny Story. 'Ron Jeremy, the Carrie Grant of penises'. Paul Aldestein, Liza Weil, Don McManus also star. 2010 Region 2 cert 18 80 min. An indie film from Signature Ent. Jack is cheerful but weird and Stephen is charming and depressive at the same time. Billy is a flamboyant robber. He has bought along a list as a running order as it's his first robbery. Take a look at the Amazon reviews. This is set in LA. Tracy Lords gets a mention, must google that name. Clips of talkshow Dennis Rivers is shown. It was originally called Little Fish, Strange Pond.

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icon 21 AND OVER Teen comedy from the makers of The Hangover
Straight A student Jeff Chang is about to turn 21. His two best friends suprise him with a visit. Strange conversation in the taxi. Jeff has a medical school interview which his strict father wants him to attend. Cert 15. Special features: Levels of intoxication, Tower of power and Gag reel. Miller is talkative. abit racist, confident. He reminds me of John Belushi, Vince Vaughan, Shia Lebouff. Casey is Jewish, sensible, sensitive abit like Finch from American Pie. Cast is Justin Chon, Miles Tellers, Skylar Astin, Sarah Wright. Nicole is a pretty blonde with a nice laugh. On a night out the adventure begins. If you like The Hangover, American Pie then this is for you. Nice scene where Jeff drinks a shot from a woman's cleavage. Another part where he drops his trousers and pees on everyone. Sorority Boys was a great film. Also see Girls Gone Wild dvds. Great spanking and lesbian kissing between girls in the Latina house. See the trailer, reviews. Out to
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IRON MAN 3 
Robert Downey Jnr, Guy Pearce, Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Rebecca Hall, Ben Kingsley, Jon Favreau. Starts off with a party scene in Switzerland, New Years Eve 1999. A few special features. The trailers were good. I'll be watching Thor: Dark World. Good acting, special effects and soundtrack. An inventor wants to work with Tony Stark however Tony isn't interested. Robert narrates. I rented this for £3 from the library. It's out to buy/rent now. I've got some items of interest on sale http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/mrkish09 Kinsley plays a terrorist group's leader The Mandarin. His accent is weird. Based on Al Queada. War Machine has been given a makeover and has become Iron Patriot. The scientist Aldrich Killian is back as expected. Some great scenes to be expected. I like the end battle scene. The airplane rescue was creative. I recommend you see this. You might also like The Guyver. Please recommend this blog to your friends. Thanks for reading.

I've just seen some good trailers. The Tourist starring Johnny Depp. Good use of Muse-Motp. The Losers starring Idris Elba. This dvd I am selling on 22/09. UNKNOWN starring Liam Neeson, Dianne Kruger, January Jones, Aiden Quinn, Bruno Ganz, Frank Langella. StudioCanal/Dark Castle 2011. I do feel Liam might wind up getting typecast. He has had a variety of roles. He is in Amongst The Tombstones in cinemas now. You should see Non-Stop, Dark Man, The Lego Movie to name a few. Fans of Taken will love this. It's described as 'Bourne meets Hitchcock'. Cert 15 5055201814227 plenty of special features. I saw the trailer a few weeks back. Dr Martin Harris has flown in with his wife. They're on their way to a biotechnology summit in Berlin. Similar Bourne trilogy, The Forgotten, Total Recall, The Net, The 6th Day. A suitcase had been left behind at the airport. Some problems at check-in at the hotel. The taxi driver is pretty as is the wife. On the way back to the airport there is a car crash. He awakes in hospital. Having been in a coma and suffering some memory loss. He must piece together what happened and why. It's an action thriller. Sometimes I feel trailers, blurbs and reviews give too much away. There are twists, violence, deceit, betrayal. His wife doesn't recognise him. He needs to prove that he is who he says he is. Others see him as a mad man. There are a group of assassins that want to keep him out of the way. There is the comedy The Double that I'll see. Gina is an immigrant. Working as a taxi driver and barmaid. A good cast of actors. I like the old east german spy that's helping Martin. They would've got permission to film the stunt scenes on the streets of Berlin. Very apt having Blue Monday on the soundtrack. Lots of clues. Martin carries a book with him. I'm rooting for the guy. I think you ought to see this. January Jones (Liz) was in X-Men First Class. Dianne Kruger (Gina) was in The Host. Bruno Ganz was in Downfall. See wikipedia/imdb for more films and full cast, crew names. http://amazon.co.uk LAKEVIEW TERRACE Samuel L Jackson, Patrick Wilson, Kerry Washington, Jay Hernandez, Ron Glass, Justin Chambers, Regine Nehy, Jaishon Fisher, Robert Pine, Keith Loneker, Caleeb Pinkett. Directed by Neil Labute, Screen Gems 2008 Cert 18 5035822505087. I'm selling this on Amazon tomorrow. Region 2 & 5. Bonus are deleted scenes and featurettes. Languages in English, Czech, Hungarian, Polish, Turkish. Subtitled in various languages. A drama thriller looking at racial tensions, prejudice, neighbourhood, communities. Set in California. A black LA police officer lives in this area with his young son and teenage daughter. He is a strict father. A religious man. A newlywed couple have only just moved in. Chris (white) and Lisa (black). Abel the cop likes to keep a watchful eye on his neighbours. He clearly doesn't approve of their interracial relationship. A talented cast of actors. Lakeview is a suburb. Scenes also shot in downtown LA. Good scene at the arrest of the local drug dealer. The soundtrack is pretty good. Priscilia and Marcus are the kid's names. See the ads, trailers and reviews. The Purge, The Last House On The Left, The Burbs, 187, The Ledge, Pulp Fiction, Scandal, Friday, Boyz In The Hood, Dangerous Minds, Crash, Do The Right Thing, Bamboozled, Training Day, A Time To Kill, Die Hard With A Vengence, House Party, Hard Candy, Insidious, The Last King Of Scotland. For some reason I assume Kerry was in a Saw film. Good dialogue, especially from Able. Some nice strippers in a scene. Interesting scenery. Special features are infact a making of segment, commentary, deleted scenes and trailers.