Paradise comes at a price

MR WOODCOCK: Sean William Scott plays a young man that used to be fat. Now a successful author. His mum is played by Susan Surandon. Billy Bob Thornton plays his former gym teacher. Amy Poehler is the agent. She played Regina's mum in Mean Girls. She is on SNL. Set in a small town. Take a look at Bad Teacher. This dvd is on sale as part of a collection. Jasper's dad in the nursing home is a funny character. Quite harsh and that explain why the gym teacher is strict. A great cast however I don't think much to this film. Ethan Suplee is the cafe worker, he helps John. He was in My Name Is Earl. I've recieved a French thriller/horror called 7 Days. It features a family. The father is Dr. Hamel. His wife is hot. The little daughter makes her way to school. She never gets there. She was raped and murdered by a sex offender. This is about torture and revenge. You may have seen The Lovely Bones. This dvd is in mint condition. I'm selling it on ebay. The Dr has devised a plan. Similar to Saw. He manages to steal the police van which has the criminal in it. I enjoyed the tv series Les Revenant. It is a slow paced drama. I expected more.
THE WICKER TREE a modern reimagining of The Wicker Man. A young christian couple from USA have gone to preach over in Scotland. Brittania Nicol and Henry Garrett. Some characters seem a little ridiculous. Some posh English folk. The Lady I recognise from Eastenders. Betty is a country singer. Christopher Lee, Honeysuckle Weeks, Jaqueline Leonard, Graham McTavish, Clive Russell also star. Robin Hardy directs/writes. I guess it's paganism vs christianity. Subtitles during the sex scene. Honeysuckle Weeks has a nice body and strange name. Best to see The Decoy Bride. Ms Nicol has a nice ass. Nice seeing more tits on display.



BLACK DEATH is a horror/drama starring Sean Bean. The plague has taken most of England. A young monk is required to guide god's soldiers to a village where the undead walk. Gory violence. See Season Of The Witch, Evil Dead 3. Different to how I expected. Still worth it.

SKINWALKERS A scifi horror based on a true story. Similar to Dark Skies. Found footage/pov style. There is an alien abduction on a farm. So an investigation crew is sent in. I'm selling this on ebay. A 2013 Signature Ent release. Cert 15. It stars Jon Gries, Erin Cahill, Devin McGinn, Steve Berg, Kyle Davis, Matt Rocheleau. I recommend The Corridor, The Big Empty, The Fourth Kind, Signs, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind. An indie film. Good special effects. Set in 2010. Skinwalker Ranch. Jon G aka Hoyt Murphy was Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite. More Paranormal Activity films to be released. I google the title. There is a site which gives you the folklore info. See the ads as I've included similar films in this genre. Amazing scenery. In the middle of nowhere strange events occur. Nice suprises. The characters do keep a video diary. Nice song during end credits. Like the production too. It's also known as Skinwalker Ranch. Worth taking a look.


 EVIDENCE A horror of the same genre of film making. Cert 18. Four friends have gathered on a camping trip to film a documentary. Ryan Ryder Productions 2010. Ashley Bracken, Abigail Richie, Brett J Rosenberg, Ryan McCoy. There is The Blair Witch Project which started it all. The two girls are pretty. The blonde, Abi has nice tits which she showed. V/H/S 1-2 were great films. Also see roadtrip film Skew. Slight humour in these films. It has Resident Evil, 28 Days Later element to it. Something dangerous in the woods. Gore and violence in some scenes. End credits are scrambled. I'd bought the wrong film as there is a similar film with the same title starring Radha Mitchell.

PHANTOMS. I enjoyed it the last time I watched it. Younger viewers may like this. Similar to The Thing, Silent Hill, Vanishing On 7th Street. A sci-fi horror starring Peter O'Toole, Ben Affleck, Liev Shreiber, Rose McGowan, Joanna Going. Dimensions Films 1998, widescreen region 2. Cert 15. Snowfield a small town becomes a ghost town. Two sisters have arrived back home. There is a town sherrif, the deputy and a professor. Together they must figure out what is going on. Great suprises and special effects. It's based on a book of the same name.