Wednesday 27 May 2015


BYZANTIUM horror drama cert 15. Gemma Arterton, Saoirse Ronan


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A vampire film from the director of Interview With The Vampire. It is quite similar to Let Me In. Great acting from the cast, nice effects. I liked the soundtrack. Gemma and Saoirse are very pretty. There is the strip club scene, Gemma has great tits and ass. Basically you have this mother and daughter that have been around since the 1800s, they have to keep moving on. Never revealing to the public who they truly are as they'd have to kill anyone they reveal secrets to. You get to see scenes from the characters past. You might have enjoyed Angel and Buffy. I like Hansel & Gretel, The Host, Lovely Bones, Hanna. So I wanted to see this. This Is How I Live is out on dvd. A very dark film. Special features are interviews. Also a Q&A. Very different as to how a person becomes a vampire, how they feed, sunlight etc. 5055201823779 Studio Canal 2012. See the Amazon links and reviews. Must See.
Little Big Soldier Cert 15 Jackie Chan
A Chinese film. Martial arts drama. 2 disc dvd collectors edition for sale http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/mrkish09 Set in ancient China, there were battles between various kingdoms. Two people have survived, one is a prince played by Leehom Wang. The other is a peasant soldier who shirks his responsibilities played by Jackie Chan. There is a reward on offer which the soldier wants. However trouble always seems to be around the corner. Good acting from the cast. Jackie has a good singing voice. Written by Jackie Chan. Released in 2010 by Cine Asia. Special Features: a digital version of the movie which you can transfer to your PC. Dolby digital Mandarin 5.1, English 5.1. Audio commentary, making of and trailer gallery, interviews, behind the scenes, on set report and music video. EAN 5060085364874. See the link/ads for other classics. You might like Korean film The Good The Bad The Weird. Cast: Lin Peng, Steve Yoo, Ringo Yu. Expecting clever stunts. Out to buy now. See the Amazon reviews. Please share my blog.






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SEVENTH MOON. cert 15. Amy Smart. Horror 2008
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From the director of The Blair Witch Project. Opening screen starts with a statement: 'On the full moon of the seventh lunar month, the gates of hell open and the spirits of the dead are freed to roam among the living' -Chinese myth. Melissa and Yul are Americans on their honeymoon in China. Ping their driver is taking them through the countryside to the village of Yul's parents. However they end up taking a wrong turn. Winding up in a deserted village. As they are stuck they must survive the night. This is an indie film. Also stars Tim Chiou and Dennis Chan. I rented this R2 dvd from Blockbuster for £1.49. You should see Mirrors which starred Amy. How abouts Shutter, Shock Labyrinth, Oldboy, Death Bell. I'm currently selling The Wrong House, The Last Exorcism Part 2 http://myworld.ebay.co.uk/mrkish09 two 70s films will be listed soon. For the latest releases visit http://movieinsider.com Click on the ads to see the customer reviews. My tv screen seems dark. This scene is shot at night. Cd skipping, Rentals!
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Dead Heads Cert 15 Independent US film
A zombie horror comedy. Like Shaun Of The Dead, Juan Of The Dead, Warm Bodies. The protagonists are the undead. A few happen to be alot more lively than the rest. A man named Mike is trying to cope with being a zombie. Directed by The Pierce Brothers, sons of Bart Pierce who was the special effects photographer for The Evil Dead. Mike teams up with enthusiastic stoner Brent. They go on a road trip to find Mike's lost love. They are pursued by bounty hunters. Region 2, widescreen, dolby digital 5.0. Made in 2011. The actress playing Linda is hot. The waitress in the bar was a mature woman with big boobs. Cast are Michael McKiddy, Ross Kidder, Markus Taylor, Thomas Galasso, Ben Webster, Greg Dow, Natalie Victoria, Eden Maylan. Cheese is a zombie that the guys must take care of. Cliff the driver has quite a few stories to tell. There are some comical moments. 5060255690567 You should read Zombie Apocalypse by Stephen Jones. Out to buy now. Plz Share.

DRAG ME TO HELL Sam Raimi Ghost House Pictures
This is a horror comedy about a young American woman that is the victim of a gypsy curse. She is in a race against time to end the curse before it ends her. A great cast. Superb effects. I like The Evil Dead trilogy, The Grudge films. The remake starring Jane Levy was awesome. You'll love this if you haven't seen this already. Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Dileep Rao, David Paymer, Adriana Barraza. Cert 18. 5060052418197. Special Features are mainly behind the scenes footage. Region 2 dvd. There are little bits of humour which you cn expect from a Sam Raimi film. Plenty of violence. Check out my other film blogs. A dark and eerie film. Released in 2009. See the film Stephen King's Thinner, Case 39. Alison Lohman hasn't starred in anything since. She turns 34 on 18th Sept. She's endearing. See the ads and links as I recommend these titles. A great book about a man fighting for his soul is the Jack Nightingale series by Stephen Leather. http://movieinsider.com

THE WRONG HOUSE Cert 18 Supernatural Thriller
I bought this dvd from CEX for £6. It's an indie film. Region 0, PAL, Colour, Dolby sound. 5037899028858. Two very different families are looking to buy a new home. They're visited by a mysterious stranger. This leads them to find a deserted farmhouse. They help out a young girl that has had her tongue cut out. It seems they are trapped in this hell hole and the arguments and paranoia set in. It interesting viewing. There's not much of a soundtrack. I like the song that played at the end credits. This is character based. You might also like The Divide, The Shining, 1408, Rose Red, House Of Bones. Stars Marc Singer, Art LeFleur, Hayley Dumond, Janey Gidiosa, Paul McGill, Rebekah Kennedy, Victoria Vance. It's worth seeing the Amazon reviews. The film moves at a slow pace. See the book Zombie Apocalypse by Stephen Jones. Please recommend my blog on twitter/facebook. @movieinsider

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Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones



A spinoff of the PA series. A fresh take on things. Connects the other films together. There are some cameo appearances. Set in LA, characters are mostly hispanic/latino. Jesse has just graduated from college. He hangs around with his two friends, one being Hector. They have a camera which they always have with them. Some amusing moments, reminded me of the group of teens in REC 2. There are plenty of hot girls eg Gigi Feshold, Catherine Toribio, Jesse's friend and sister. There is creepy neighbour Ana that lives in the apartment below. She lives in isolation. Oscar is a fellow graduate. The dad works late. A time travel element has been added. The 'ouigi' with the multi light toy was interesting. Also Hector in a basket sliding down the stairs was crazy. Grandma Irma is great. Good special effects and scares. Worth seeing this film. I'm selling my unrated copy on amazon. It's R1, NSTC, no special features. Cert 15. Plays on my UK dvd player. 097363590347 ISBN 1424874392 See Screenrant.com after watching the film. Kishore.


I've just watched Outpost 3: Rise Of The Spetsnaz. It is a prequel horror war film. Set in 1945, follows the Russian soldiers that discover the base where the Nazis have been doing their experiments. Bryan Larkin stars as Dolokhov, a man that'd put Zangief to shame. he is leading his team. Ivan Kamaras plays Fyodor. Michael McKell stars as the ruthless general Strasser. There is plenty of violence, swearing, gore. Brutal fight scenes. Special features is the making of documentary. Worth checking out. You might also like Frankenstein's Army, Dead Snow, War Of The Dead. R2, widescreen, cert 18, 5030305517427. Velibor Topic, Laurence Possa, Ben Lambert, Alec Utgoff, Vince Docherty, Gareth Morrison, Leo Horsfield, Vivien Taylor, Jamie Campbell, Francis Jamie, James McCreadie, Ryan McHenry. On sale here.


FRANKENSTEIN'S ARMY war/horror dvd cert 18 5060116727883


2013 MPI Media Group. I enjoyed the Outpost, Dead Snow, War Of The Dead films so I decided to see this. Amazon. Set in World War 2. Some Russian soldiers are in Nazi Germany. A scientist has been conducting experiments. Think of Human Centipede, Hostel, Saw, Hellraiser, Robocop, Frankenstein, Outpost. Special features: making of documentary. See seller Mrkish2013. Cast members: Joshua Sasse, Luke Newberry, Robert Gwilym, Hon Ping Tang, Alexander Mercury, Andrei Zayats, Mark Stevenson, Karel Rosen as Viktor Frankenstein. Again this has pov/found footage feel. At the moment the soldiers are just milling around. The music is interesting. Liked the look of the trailer. Contains strong language, gore, violence. Trying to understand what these guys are saying, some have strong accents. Bleak surroundings as it is in war. They've met a German farmer. Some Polish folk about. Cruel scene with a rabbit. Similar to Outpost 3 which I'm also selling. Good effects and costumes. Please share my blog.

Nina Conti Dolly Mixtures


A comedy ventriloquist DVD. I had bought it from Tesco. It is brand new. You get 500 points if you sign up with Blinkbox. Cert 15, 5053083007560 region 2, 4, 5. Universal 2014. http://myworld.eBay.co.UK/Solitarymaninblack also visit my Amazon page. Black Friday deals begin. Bonus features include extra 40 mins, Granny interviews Nina, Stefan, journey to Leeds. The taxi driver for ADT named Alina was quite hot. Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door. If it's a stranger they usually knock on the window instead of using the letterbox. Nina's dad is Tom Conti. See imdb for filmography. You might also like David Strassman and Jeff Dunham. See the Amazon customer reviews.
One audience member has been appointed God. Nina is pretty and has nice boobs. The dummy which is a monkey is very rude. The front row of the audience is an eclectic mix. Various careers from mental health to admin. She has a new dummy based on her 8 year old daughter. Or maybe just her inner child. The guitar sequence is suprising. Nina is a good impressionist and can AdLib. The face mask that she puts on an audience member is good. I had seen her act on Live At The Apollo. Part of her act is she comes off giggly and nervous. Surprised a one guy who is a mental health support worker looking after people that may 'top themselves' wtf. There is the pet dog that sounds like Sandi Toksvig. All the characters are part of a story. Stefan is a Polish builder. He is huge. Granny is Scottish and clairvoyant. Adult humour, lots of swearing. A funny show. It is some dark humour. There is an old man named John. He is a painter. Worth seeing the TripAdvisor reviews. Some music in the show.
 
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 Transcendence. 2014 Johnny Depp, Rebecca Hall, Morgan Freeman, Paul Bettany, Kate Mara, Cillian Murphy. If you liked The Lawnmower Man then you might want to see this. I like the tagline "mankind's greatest achievement may be it's last". There is a Stephen Baxter book of the same name but unconnected to this film. A great cast. The trailer looked good. Scifi thriller about a scientist named Dr Will Caster. An expert in A.I. Is creating a supercomputer that'll store human memories, intelligence, emotions. There are anti technology extremists that want to stop him from playing god. Written by Jack Paglen, directed by Wally Pfister. Cert 15 5017239142758 Alcon Entertainment. This dvd doesn't have any bonus features. Worth reading the Amazon reviews. The scene starts in Berkeley, California. Looks like an apocolypse in the future had taken place. Paul Bettany played the computer named Jarvis in the Iron Man trilogy. He narrates in the opening scene. Flashback to five years earlier. Will with his wife Evelyn. For full cast list see IMDB. The focus was to make life better for the human race. Chaos always follows.
There are discussions about this film, concerning the outcome, theories and meanings behind the story. Just google it. Max is a colleague of the Casters. Joseph is leading a team of programmers. Agent Buchanan is from the FBI. Investigating the crimes of these Luddites. Thinking of Terminator, Robocop, Matrix, I Robot, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Alien, White Noise, Tron. Spoiler: in the end the names scroll up a screen. These are called End Credits. I recommend Her. This film is out to buy/rent/download now. Rebecca Hall does have nice breasts. Partly a story of revenge. Will's soul is uploaded to a machine. He then gains so much power it could be deadly. Good special effects. The use of nano technology is interesting. I recommend that you see this film.


 I'm currently watching A TOUCH OF CLOTH. Crime comedy written by Charlie Brooker you should also see Black Mirror, Dead Set. Parodies serial dramas. Stars John Hannah as DCI Jack Cloth, Suranne Jones as DC Anne Oldman. Originally shown on Sky 1. 6867441043898
Cert 15 Endemol/Channel 4 production 2012. Region 2 dvd. I'm selling this on Amazon.co.uk now. The new series is on tv soon. It features Karen Gillan. Opening dialogue "that Stephen Fry is a badman". Great acting from all the cast. There's a council estate block called 'Peter Andre House'. Cloth is Scottish, a heavy drinker, miserable as his wife died. Good dialogue. Daisy Beaumont, Navin Choudry also star. Anne's surname is pronounced 'An old man'. Like the way the cops enter the crime scene. Dodging the yellow barriers. DC Anne heaving at the sight of a picture of Piers Morgan. Even though there's been a murrrderrr in that room. Strange opening credits. Jack Cloth continues to face the camera. Slightly based on A Touch Of Frost and other detective shows. Set in London. It's like the characters are being serious in what they say. Natasha the crime scene investigator is hot as is DC Anne. Tongue in cheek. A few innuendos. Tom Boss played by an actor from The Green Wing. Attractive granddaughter of the man is shown.
This is a dvd worth seeing. The bonus features are quite short. I like the theme music, it's more dub/trip hop. I had written other things about this show. quite weird and silly at times. Similar to Tv Burp. 



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NECROMENTIA Inspired by the work of Clive Barker, Necromentia tells the story of what happens when you meddle with superstition and try to cross into another dimension using the powers of an Ouija board. Hagan has a dead wife and believes he can bring her back to life. Travis is a man who lost his brother and wants to join him in the afterlife, and Morbius has been betrayed by those he loves and wants to come back from the dead to take revenge.  A strange man only known as Mr Skinny protects the secrets of the powerful Ouija board, as all cross the gateways of hell to fulfil their own purpose, facing the hideous monstrosities that reside there as they go.

MIMESIS Written and directed by Douglas Schulze. Starring Sid Haig, Courtney Gains, Jana Thompson, Allen Maldondo, Lauren Mae Shafer, Taylor John Piedmonte, David G.B Brown. What begins as a horror convention after-party for a group of fans will quickly become a genuine flesh-and-blood nightmare: Trapped inside an isolated farmhouse, they must now survive attacks by hordes of hungry zombies while desperately attempting to escape. But is this gore-soaked siege a twisted prank, an elaborate trap, or has NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD actually come to undead life? Sid Haig (THE DEVIL'S REJECTS) and Courtney Gains (CHILDREN OF THE CORN) star in this award-winning indie shocker from co-writer/director Douglas Schulze that walks the razor-sharp line between edgy homage and depraved reality... then proceeds to rip its guts out.

HUSK A horror DVD released by After Dark. 2010 cert 18. 5060255690093. An indie movie. I'm selling this on Amazon (solitarymaninblack). There are a few trailers for Fertile Ground, Prowl, The Task. Those films remind me of Insidious, Saw, 30 Days Of Night, 28 Days Later. Signature Sent and G2pictures do release some good horror films. Annabelle is in cinemas now. Cast are Devon Graye, Wes Chatham, CJ Thomason, Tammin Sursok. Special features are just trailers. 80 mins run time. Looking at the case I was thinking of Jeepers Creepers. You might want to see my other blog posts regarding films. A few friends are in a car driving along the open road. All of a sudden they're attacked by crows. Imagine The Birds, Resident Evil. They're now on a farm. There is Johnny, Brian, Chris, Nat and Scotty. One of the gang has gone missing. There is a farmhouse nearby. See the film, Scarecrow, Seventh Moon, Skinwalkers, The New Daughter. I'm using the Blogger app. See the reviews. There is a supernatural force hiding out in the corn fields. An unseen enemy like in Predator. Contains strong violence and gore. A creepy atmosphere. Good production values. Often these cast members are in tv shows. A slasher element to it too. Meetupsometime.co.uk Suspense and twists galore. A good cast of actors. I recommend this film.

SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD Sequel to Diary Of The Dead. I'm sure I've seen it before. 505520189742 cert 18 horror dvd Region 2. I'm selling this. A week after the zombies rose, a band of soldiers are determined to survive. Stars Alan Van Sprang, Kenneth Welsh, Kathleen Monroe, Devon Bostick, Richard Fitzpatrick, Athena Karkanis. Sarge is the leader, he is narrating. You might like the Outpost trilogy. Plus a Dolph Lungren zombie flick. The characters from the first film were featured. There is an island called Plum, Delaware that the soldiers are headed for. Irish Americans live there. Patrick O'Flynn is in charge. His daughter is among the group. Expect gore and violence. Sheamus Muldoon is the leader of the rival gang. Three weeks later in Philidelphia. A female soldier masturbates. She's called Tomboy and is a lesbian. A couple of rednecks at campfire. A teen lad is hooking up with the soldiers. Some satire/comedic moments. Sisqo is a spanish soldier. Strange CGI effects. Great acting from the zombie cast. Worth checking out.

EVIDENCE A found footage/slasher movie starring Stephen Moyer and Radha Mitchell as detectives investigating a massacre. Alex is a confident woman, in charge. Reece is dishevelled, on leave but wants in on the case. Set in July 2012 in the Nevada dessert. Torrey DeVitto, Caitlin Stasey, Harry Lennix, Dale Dickey, Svetlana Metkina. The scene is pretty gruesome. From the makers of The Fourth Kind. There's another film of the name that you should see. There is photo and video footage that were taken by the victims. It was a bus travelling to Las Vegas that crashed. There is an abandoned warehouse where a masked killer dwells. See V/H/S, Tomorrow When The War Began. A group: singer Tyler, actress Leanne and film maker Rachel, hot girls are shown first. Joined by Russian Imogen, magician Steven. It's a private hire bus, the driver was in the Matrix films. All to work in showbiz. The trailer was good. Nice special effects and acting. Strong violence, language.

LAKEVIEW TERRACE Samuel L Jackson, Patrick Wilson, Kerry Washington, Jay Hernandez, Ron Glass, Justin Chambers, Regine Nehy, Jaishon Fisher, Robert Pine, Keith Loneker, Caleeb Pinkett. Directed by Neil Labute, Screen Gems 2008 Cert 18 5035822505087. I'm selling this on Amazon tomorrow. Region 2 & 5. Bonus are deleted scenes and featurettes. Languages in English, Czech, Hungarian, Polish, Turkish. Subtitled in various languages. A drama thriller looking at racial tensions, prejudice, neighbourhood, communities. Set in California. A black LA police officer lives in this area with his young son and teenage daughter. He is a strict father. A religious man. A newlywed couple have only just moved in. Chris (white) and Lisa (black). Abel the cop likes to keep a watchful eye on his neighbours. He clearly doesn't approve of their interracial relationship. A talented cast of actors. Lakeview is a suburb. Scenes also shot in downtown LA. Good scene at the arrest of the local drug dealer. The soundtrack is pretty good.
Priscilia and Marcus are the kid's names. See the ads, trailers and reviews. The Purge, The Last House On The Left, The Burbs, 187, The Ledge, Pulp Fiction, Scandal, Friday, Boyz In The Hood, Dangerous Minds, Crash, Do The Right Thing, Bamboozled, Training Day, A Time To Kill, Die Hard With A Vengence, House Party, Hard Candy, Insidious, The Last King Of Scotland. For some reason I assume Kerry was in a Saw film. Good dialogue, especially from Able. Some nice strippers in a scene. Interesting scenery. Special features are infact a making of segment, commentary, deleted scenes and trailers.

UNKNOWN starring Liam Neeson, Dianne Kruger, January Jones, Aiden Quinn, Bruno Ganz, Frank Langella. StudioCanal/Dark Castle 2011. I do feel Liam might wind up getting typecast. He has had a variety of roles. He is in Amongst The Tombstones in cinemas now. You should see Non-Stop, Dark Man, The Lego Movie to name a few. Fans of Taken will love this. It's described as 'Bourne meets Hitchcock'. Cert 15 5055201814227 plenty of special features. I saw the trailer a few weeks back. Dr Martin Harris has flown in with his wife. They're on their way to a biotechnology summit in Berlin. Similar Bourne trilogy, The Forgotten, Total Recall, The Net, The 6th Day. A suitcase had been left behind at the airport. Some problems at check-in at the hotel. The taxi driver is pretty as is the wife. On the way back to the airport there is a car crash. He awakes in hospital.
Having been in a coma and suffering some memory loss. He must piece together what happened and why. It's an action thriller. Sometimes I feel trailers, blurbs and reviews give too much away. There are twists, violence, deceit, betrayal. His wife doesn't recognise him. He needs to prove that he is who he says he is. Others see him as a mad man. There are a group of assassins that want to keep him out of the way. There is the comedy The Double that I'll see. Gina is an immigrant. Working as a taxi driver and barmaid. A good cast of actors. I like the old east german spy that's helping Martin. They would've got permission to film the stunt scenes on the streets of Berlin. Very apt having Blue Monday on the soundtrack. Lots of clues. Martin carries a book with him. I'm rooting for the guy. I think you ought to see this. January Jones (Liz) was in X-Men First Class. Dianne Kruger (Gina) was in The Host. Bruno Ganz was in Downfall. See wikipedia/imdb for more films and full cast, crew names.

THE TOURIST 2010 Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany, Timothy Dalton. A thriller with a hint of comedy, in Europe. The trailer looked good with the Muse song Map Of The Problematique. Starlight is played during the end credits. The bad guys seem to be poor at shooting. Great shots of Venice and other locations. Like a Bond film. I'm selling this on Amazon. Elise is a glamorous English woman. Constantly being followed by special services. There is Reginald Shaw, played by Steven Berkoff. He was in an Indiana Jones film. They're after man of mystery Alexander Pierce. The soundtrack isn't bad. Some clever moments like piecing a burnt letter together to read the message. Look at the discussions after seeing this. Cert 12 5055201812001. You might like The Cold Light Of Day, The Two Faces Of January. Does reveal things too soon. Frank is an American math teacher on holiday. He gets caught up in the hoohah. Jolie's accent I'm not sure about. Did the accent in Tomb Raider. Nice eyes but not attracted to her. Spyglass Entertainment. Fascinating having the airport near water. The hospitality staff were very professional. Extras: behind the scenes footage, outtakes, commentary, interview. Julian Fellows was the screenwriter. Good insight into the making of the film. I hope you see this dvd.