Friday 15 January 2016

Mario Goes Berserk see Dorkly's YouTube channel

The Cobbler. A fantasy comedy starring Adam Sandler. Funny and sweet. Set in New York. The Cobbler has a machine to repair shoes. Fourth generation business. He puts on a pair of shoes and becomes anyone he wants. Great acting from all the cast. The blonde in this is hot with a fantastic body Elena Kampouris as Alexia. Method Man, Steve Buscemi, Dan Stevens, Dustin Hoffman, Ellen Barkin, Melanie Diaz also star. Pixels, Big Daddy, Reign On Me, Punch Drunk Love are films that I recommend. Nice Jewish music. Special features are behind the scenes. The milf business woman has nice tits (Ellen B). It is quite dark in places. Cert 12, 5030305518936. Written and directed by Paul McCarthy.

Thursday 14 January 2016

Alan Rickman

Spy

Spy starring Melissa McCarthyJude Law, Rose Bryne, Jason Statham. From the makers of The Heat, Bridesmaids. Action comedy. Cert 15. Original and extended version. Great opening sequence paying homage to Bond. Allison Janey and Miranda Hart also appear. Monica Boccarin is hot as always. Parodies Bourne, Mission Impossible too. Peter Serafinowiz. Good soundtrack. Statham gets good lines. Susan is sent on a mission to track a villian and hopefully the CIA can get their hands on a nuclear weapon. Good actors. Rayna is dislikeable. In one scene Susan looks like Dawn French. Hart gets annoying. There is this pretty brunette which plays a small part. Extra features are bloopers.

Alan Rickman

Saturday 9 January 2016

Behind Closed Doors aka The Poker House

Based on a true story by Lori Petty. Stars Selma Blair as a drug using mother, seems flat chested too. Teenage daughter Jennifer Lawrence who has to take care of everything. Chloe Grace Moretz is incredibly cute. Set in the 70s. The family live in poverty. There is a pimp that visits often played by Bokeem Woodbine. Various characters, some are bizarre. Interesting bar scene thanks to David Alan Grier. Great acting. You might like It's Kind Of A Funny Story, 8 Mile. It is a drama. There is a young girl that is the middle sister Sophie Bairley. Chloe has always been a top actress. I had only just watched Carrie again. There are programmes like Benefit Street for you to see. Strong dialogue and subject matter. I could look up Wikipedia, forum discussions and articles detailing what must have happened to the characters left behind. Lori was in the film Tank Girl. http://amzn.to/1SCW5Fe

Hick
Based on a true story. Stars Chloe Grace Moretz. Some of the dialogue I couldn't hear because of the accent. Eddie Redmayne is some strange man giving the girl a lift. She is headed to Las Vegas. Blake Lively, Juliet Lewis, Alec Baldwin also star. Music is interesting. Luli had only just turned 13. You may have seen The Poker House, Wild, Tracks. Some impressive drawings. See the reviews and back story. Contains swearing, violence, drug abuse and some strange subjects. These are a good cast of actors but the characters aren't likeable. Based on a novel by Andrea Portes. I'm left wondering what the fuck.

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Monday 28 December 2015

Fantastic 4


Starring Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B Jordan, Jamie Bell and Toby Kebbel. A nice alternative origin story to the previous film series. Victor Von Doom is a real bad ass. The team run by Franklin Storm are working on a teleportation system. The teens venture to the other dimension and that's where they gain their power. A Marvel Studios 2015"! release. No mid credits scene. Good special effects, acting and story. Worth checking out. I like the soundtrack which I shall download. fantastic 4 The Movie Bundle with Entertainment Extra BB Unlimited Dynamic Link

Monday 30 November 2015

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My copy of Tusk had arrived. New and going on eBay myworld.eBay.co.UK/Solitarymaninblack soon. Written and directed by Kevin Smith. A cross between Human Centerpiede and Misery. One way to look at it from the trailer. Horror starring Justin Long as radio dj Wallace. He is making a trip to Canada to meet an old man played by Michael Parks. Dark and twisted events occur. Cert 15. Contains humour. Based on actual events. Cool soundtrack. Good dialogue and acting. Wallace reminds me of Anthony Kiedis. Pokes fun at Canadian and American culture. Haley Joel Osment plays Wallace's friend and fellow dj. Haley was the little boy in The Sixth Sense. See the discussions and special features. I'm sure it is Johnny Depp that plays the detective. 5035822550230